Bed Bath & Beyond PDS-ST410-VP Magic Wand Portable Scanner
Hitachi HV-250R Magic Wand Massager Combo
A magic wand is an important part of every wizard and magician's bag of tricks. These phallic emblems are designed to instill confidence and bend the crowd to the magician's every whim. As in every other aspect of magic, there are no rules. If you want to use any old stick you find on the ground as a wand, you're free to do so. However, for a little more effect, you could choose one of the wands on this list. Which of these professionally-produced wands do you like the best for showing the world your type of magic?
Manufacturer's Description
The Kymera Wand Remote Control is the perfect blend of ancient wisdom and latter-day ingenuity that has created a instrument capable of reproducing the magical experience of being able to control things with merely the flick of a wrist, or the imperceptible twitch of the tip of the wand.
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Acuvibe Human Touch HandHeld Cordless Vibrator Magic Wand Massager
Conair WM52CS Compact Wand Massager
Wahl Rechargeable 2-Speed Wand Massager
Hitachi Magic Wand Massager
Trinity Vibes 7 Speed Wand Massager
A good wand massager is a great tool for making your muscles release tension after a long and stressful day. These devices use small electric motors to great high frequency vibrations that are perfect for distressing overworked muscles. Which of these wand massagers from various manufacturers would you most like to use to relive your muscle stress?
VuPoint PDS-ST410-VP Magic Wand Portable DC 8.5 x 11" Scanner
HP CapShare 920 - 300 dpi x 300 dpi - Hand-held scanner
ALESTRON WPSPRO1EN Intelligent Handheld Scanner Text Scanner and
C-Pen Mobile Handheld OCR Scanner Pen Supports 238 Languages CPen20
A hand held scanner is a useful portable peripheral that turns your notebook computer into a mobile document capture station. These simple devices from various manufacturers take document scanning off the desk top and out into the archives and research stacks where it belongs. Which of these great hand held scanners would you most likely use to collect scans in the wild?
The amazing new Notion Ink Adam tablet computer is almost here. It is just undergoing the final round of certifications with the governing bodies responsible for certifying electronic gadgets. When you finally get your Notion Ink Adam tablet in hand, which of these currently featured apps from the Android Marketplace are you most likely to install first?
Lexington Long Cove Newport Poster Bed in Midnight Size
Lifestyle Solutions Wilshire Four Poster Platform Bed Set
Kush Furniture Big Sur Poster Bed in Pine Finish-Queen
Eastern King Size Poster Bed - Wynwood Furniture - 1593-953
Ligo SAV011--03W ColorBox Full Poster Bed - White
Beds with four corners capable of being hitching posts are old masculine magic. We men first learned the mysteries of women by dragging them back to our dungeons, tying them spread eagled and having our filthy caveman ways with them. Thankfully, our era has become more enlightened, and we have maintained the facade of patriarchy while building a huge number of "poster beds" with none of the structural soundness that real rape culture requires. Today's poster is rarely strong enough to hitch a rambunctious puppy, let alone one of the Clydesdale stallions of old. Which of these modern takes on an ancient ideal do you find most comforting for a solid night's safe resting space?
Practice safe circuitious reciprocity and open, truthful exchange of ideas.
DON'T EAT MUSHROOMS YOU DON'T GROW YOURSELF.
Mushrooms are amazing plants. They are not vegetables, and yet have managed to convince the Canadian government that they are vegetables. This opens a legal grey area, and nature abhors a grey area much as it abhors a vacuum. As a result, lots of demented sociopaths think they can go ahead and feed people mushrooms without explicit consent, without harm, as one can feed vegetables to humans without fear of psychosis. What method do you use to protect yourself from unexpected mushroom toxicity?
